I got to go to Wizard World Chicago again yesterday; I still can’t believe it’s been four years since I was there last. This time about, Yoss Mike, VoW, and Toni joined in.
I got us advanced tickets at Keith’s Komix, which meant that we were able to get into the convention an hour earlier than the general admission. Unfortunately for us, we had a bit of a late start. I blame Dixie mostly.
I think its been quite some time since any of us have ever been to the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center and we were a bit uncertain of if we were headed in the right direction…then we started seeing all the geeks and just kinda followed the stream of ‘em headed to the place. How could we tell they were geeks? While none of the ones we saw on the sidewalk were dressed up, several of them were carrying long boxes, which is usually a sure sign of some geekery.
We got to walk on the cool walkway thingy that I remembered from the last time I was there. Once we got to the main entrance, we were a little bit at a loss. According to the yellow paper that I got with the tickets, because we were advanced ticket holders, we were supposed to get some special comic. I remembered getting stuff like that the last time, too, only we got the stuff right when we bought our tickets at the door.
It was determined that we would be able to get the “goodie bags” at any time during the conference, so we decided to just go on inside. There was already a line forming for something or another, but we weren’t really sure what it was. Yoss Mike was all kinds of ask-guy and discovered that the line was for Gail Simone. I’ve never really read anything by Gail Simone, so I didn’t get in line. Although, I’ve heard nothing but good things about her. She’s cool if anything ‘cuz she’s like one of the few female mainstream comic book writers. How cool is that? She’s also credited with “Women in the Refrigerator Syndrome”, which I’ve also known as “Girlfriend in the Refrigerator Syndrome”…basically, what it all comes down to is some chick gets stuffed into a refrigerator all because she’s involved with a superhero or is in the superhero business.
We found the line for Brian Michael Bendis. I had brought some of his comics with me just in case…but truth be told, I was rather reluctant to get in line for him. I do know his stuff, and I did bring House of M with me…but I just didn’t care as much.
Yoss Mike and VoW came for the guest of honor himself Warren Ellis. Again, I know of some of his work, but I am not the fan that the two of them are. I’ve only read his mainstream stuff, and even that I have little of. I brought the Dream Nails Trilogy he wrote for Excalibur, which was once my favorite comic, but that’s only ‘cuz Shadowcat was on the team.
We discovered that if we spent $20 at the Avatar booth, we could be put in the fast track for Warren Ellis. He would sign whatever we bought plus up to five other books. This appealed to Mike greatly, seeing as how the lines for other folk seemed forever long. He and VoW both made it onto the fast track while Toni and I opted for a not so much.
One of VoW’s friends once removed met up with us at the Avatar booth. His name was Dan and he knew VoW through a friend or some such, although this would be the first time Dan and VoW would meet. He was a nice enough guy, and he knew his comics. It’s always fun to talk comics with a fellow comic book geek, or at least one who knows the mainstream folk as well as the quirky cool independent types. I mean, he got my Michael Turner mourning. Since VoW and Mike were gonna be in line, Toni and I invited him to tag along with us, but he said he was going to the Wonder Woman panel at 11.
Toni and I ended up wandering around a bit while the other two were in line. It was while Mike and Vicki were buying their $20 worth of Avatar stuff that I discovered Geoff Johns would only be doing a panel and not signing comics. He was the reason why I wanted to come to the convention, so I was pretty bummed about that. That on top of finding out that Michael Turner died kinda put a huge damper on my Wizard World experience, at least the part where I stand in line for hours to get stuff signed.
‘Twas all right though ‘cuz at least I got to be amongst my kind of geeks. Toni and I found some fun displays, ones with swords and dragons, and comics of course. We discovered four different eating spots, each one better than the last. I know it sounds weird, but the other time I was at Wizard World, Grant, Al and I ended up standing to eat. I was kinda hoping to sit down this year. It turns out there actually is a place to sit down, so that’s where we decided we would eat lunch.
I couldn’t tell you how long we wandered around the convention before making our way back to the line for Warren Ellis. It seems the guest of honor overslept or some such ‘cuz of the panel he did the night before…and all the whiskey he drank at said panel. I thought that was awesome. It seems Mr Ellis is all kinds of laid back at his panels.
Toni and I took to the Artists’ Alley thereafter. It was a bit sparse when we got there, and we only made it down two rows or so before I decided I totally wanted to eat something. We decided to go back to the food court type area we found not far from the Avatar booth, get something to eat, and have a chance to sit down while we waited for our friends.
The tables were a bit occupied, so we ended up having to find a not-as-occupied one and asking to sit down. I wasn’t as thrown off by having to do that as much as I usually am, I think it had to do with the fact that I knew everyone in the place was a geek and therefore, not as scary to me as non-geek people. It takes a certain personality to dress up like a storm trooper and other such colorful characters.
Five seconds after sitting down (I totally wanted to try the “no sooner had we…” sentence, but totally backed out), we were contacted by our peoples. Toni gave them some kind of direction to the food court thingy and I decided that I should go and find them. I wasn’t really thinking ‘cuz when I returned with our party in tow, Toni was chatting with the fellow at the table.
It seemed harmless enough, but most of us are rather wary of people. At first glance, I didn’t think Toni minded; heck, she even drew a dragon for the guy. (I guess he was one of those sketch collectors that turn up at these things.) It wasn’t until after he was on his merry way that I learned that Toni wanted to knife me in the throat. Okay, so it wasn’t that bad. But it was weird.
Meh. Only one hazard of going to a con, me thinks.
Mike and VoW filled us in on the Warren Ellis signing. They were pleased to learn that the Warren Ellis series they both read, Planetary, will indeed be published soon. I blame Joss Whedon for the hold up. He and John Cassaday were working on Astonishing X-Men which kept Cassaday from Planetary (he’s the artist in case you didn’t catch that). I know it’s not really the Master’s fault, but I’m clearly still bitter about my girl being lost in space.
I asked Dan about the Wonder Woman panel; it was with Gail Simone and Greg Rucka. I thought it was hilarious that Rucka was all kinds of justifying the whole “Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord in cold-blood” thing. Rucka was hoping to like write some sort of redeeming thing and the next thing he knew he was off the book. And let’s face it, we the readers generally blame the writers for things that happen in comics (hence why I don’t really care for Grant Morrison, I inadvertently blame him for the whole Jean Grey is dead again thing) even when some part of us knows it’s the companies who have a hand in it as well.
After lunch, we walked around the displays and such. Yoss Mike had only one other person he wanted to see, Brian Azzarello, so we made sure to check his signing times. It was kinda weird ‘cuz when we went back to get in line, there was like no line at all. I thought this was nuts ‘cuz Brian Azzarello is a name in the comics industry, so why wouldn’t there have been a line?
On the bright side, we didn’t have to wait very long for Mike. He was content to do whatever else anyone wanted to do at the con; stand in line, browse comics, buy costumes, etc. VoW seemed to be the only other person who wanted to get stuff signed, but Gene Ha wasn’t going to be signing until 2:30 PM. We had quite some time to kill.
We went back through stuffs. Mike bought these geeky ID passes; they were pretty keen, I thought. He bought one for Al that read “Starfleet Academy Alumi”. His own two were one for S.H.I.E.L.D and Blue Sun. VoW ended up with some pins, and even Toni found a dragon. Several, in fact. But she only bought the one.
I freely admit to getting a bit tired as we kept walking around. It was eventually decided that while VoW stood in line for Gene Ha, the rest of us would sit down and get ice cream or something. I can’t say we stayed much longer thereafter either. When VoW rejoined us, we went back to Artists’ Alley for one last pass through, and then pretty much called it a day.
For the most part, I think folk had fun. Both Mike and VoW got autographs, Toni got a dragon, and I got a cool free poster of Buffy and Fray. I would have liked autographs too, but there’s always San Diego Con to try and get to one of these days.
Up next, an evening at Grant and Al’s new pad. See you in 30!